Amazing Car Insurance
My thanks to Charles Johnson at Little Green Footballs for the inspiration for this bit of work and for Michael Totten's original photo for the lovely contrast within that article.
Due apologies to the various photoholders and such, and the Sanrio Company. It is all their fault, anyways, for unleashing cute, cuddly EVIL into the world...
You are about to enter a dimension hostile to reason....
It is a small place, geographically, but unlimited in conception...
It is a middle ground between State and State, War and Stupidity...
And it lies between the pit of man's hubris and the summit of his ignorance...
This is a dimension of acting, staging and creation...
It is an area we call...
As Seen On Al-Manar TV...
Greetings, friends... you know how it is driving to the market and suddenly one of friends lights off a rocket and it goes astray...
And because they were at the wrong place at the wrong time, they were called to martyrdom early...
It is worrying, this death out of the blue thing from jets or even mortars, artillery and ships at sea...
Yet another brought to an untimely end...
And what is even worse, is that their car is beyond any hope of salvation...
But today there is a solution from Allah Insurance Company...
An infidel bullet or bomb may kill you, but your car can be salvaged for the family.
And note the special windshield coverage that only Allah can offer!
Also available is the pre-Divinity Jihadi Waiver...
For those of you who just can't wait for martyrdom for themselves and the ultimate gift to Allah!
Their CAR!
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